Bear

Mowing

Services

A bear using a chainsaw to cut a young tree in a forest.
A bear-shaped topiary made of green foliage standing in a garden with colorful flowers and neatly trimmed bushes.
A bear sitting on a lawnmower in a grassy field with trees in the background.

heavy duty care for a wildy great yard

A bear with a fur filter on its face, carrying a backpack and vacuuming grass on a sidewalk
A bear sitting on a zero-turn lawn mower in a grassy field with small yellow flowers.
A large brown bear using a hedge trimmer to trim a green bush in a park or backyard.
A bear pushing a lawn mower on a grassy field.

We are Fully Booked!


Dear Valued Customers,

We're paws-itively overwhelmed by your incredible support for our bear mowing services! However, due to ongoing impacts related to the COVID-19 pandemic, we've had to make the difficult decision to suspend new bookings for the rest of this year.

The past few years have presented unique challenges for our highly specialized team (as you can imagine, convincing a bear to operate heavy machinery safely and effectively requires a specific skillset and a lot of salmon treats!). Here's a little insight into why we're currently at full capacity:

 * Increased Demand for Wilderness Landscaping: With more folks spending time at home and appreciating their natural surroundings, the demand for our eco-friendly, bear-powered land clearing has skyrocketed. Our bears are working harder than ever!

 * Bear Resource Management: Ensuring the health, happiness, and well-being of our furry workforce is our top priority. The pandemic has introduced new protocols for bear care and rest, which, while essential, have impacted scheduling availability.

 * Honey Supply Chain Hiccups: Believe it or not, our motivational honey reserves (crucial for peak mowing performance) have experienced some disruptions. We're working with our apiary partners to ensure a steady flow for next season.

 * Hibernation Preparedness (It's a Bear Thing!): While we're still in the warmer months, our bears are already anticipating their long winter naps. This means a gradual wind-down of intensive mowing activities as the year progresses to ensure they are well-rested for next spring.

We understand this news may be disappointing, especially if you were hoping to have your property expertly "bear-scaped" this year. We are diligently working on expanding our bear team's capacity and streamlining our honey supply for next season.

What you can do:

 * Check Back for Updates: We'll keep our website updated with any changes to our availability.

Thank you for your understanding and continued enthusiasm for the most unique mowing service around. We appreciate your patience as we navigate these unprecedented times and look forward to unleashing our furry landscapers on your lawns and fields again soon!

Sincerely,

The Green Lawn Recon, Bear Mowing Service